Post by ♔ PARANOIA on Nov 25, 2010 23:09:39 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; background-color: #6d7e6c;][cs=2] OUR TOWN |
Congratulations! You've survived 2012, the apocalypse, hell breaking loose (literally), and the tear-jerking rise in coffee prices. I'd say it's time for a well deserved break, but unfortunately life demands your attention. In a world where simple law is "fight or be eaten" I'd take that fight part very seriously. You may have "survived" with working body parts, nice hair, and a toaster to call your own, but not everyone, and I do mean everyone was as fortunate as you. See, in 2012 there was an onslaught of earth quakes, hurricanes, and random bush fires that tore our world apart. Nice little places like Hawaii, and Iceland were swallowed whole by the ocean, (though we tell the children that Uncle Joe was actually turned into a mermaid and lives in peace with the fishes). Continents were defaced, North America and South America no longer play footsies, and cities on the coasts were picked off by tidal waves, natural disasters, and big business corporations. Oh and apparently the gates of Hell were right under Texas, 'cause once that place was gone, we had demons, and monsters, and God only knows what flying outta there with their tails between their legs, and mighty hungry looks on their faces. But that's why we have Chicago. Though it's not in the same place physically, it's intact and people are able to live there with out having to worry about being eaten or decapitated while they sleep. Just remember, you have to share this safe haven with all kinds of creepy looking things, and beings with nice sharp fangs. It's a sanctuary, so they can't hurt you... Legally. |